It was Summer. The ceiling fan was rotating anti clockwise, deceivingly spinning at top speed as I noticed that the debris that the blades had caught over a period of time has made it moved slower than it should be, (and for a second it looked like life as it is, moving in slow motion or just maybe I'm stoned and high on acid) giving a false sense of cool air coming down equivalent to the false promises that men usually made.
Most women would say, it's obvious that you haven't been doing your house chores that causes your ceiling fan to collect dust as thick as your skull. Right, you may have a point there. But may I remind you little miss "sterile", it isn't called Spring Cleaning for nothing. It should be done once, in Spring! & just to appreciate the moment, why don't we all dress in maid costume like Freddy Mercury and sing kumbaya. I know, what the.....
So, why is it so hard to get men to clean their apartment or help you out with the clean up? Well, the truth is, it's not that men doesn't want to help out with the clean up. It's just that why bother when it's gonna last you just a while and things will get back to normal again. Like what Tony Stark said "I prefer the weapon you only have to fire once. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it" so let's collect as much dirt as we can and shove it all under the carpet. I know, what the...
Ok, ok, Even if we did do it, at the end, we will never pass the white glove test and it will only end up in another meaningless fight.
So bottom line is: Men are just lazy bumps. Can we please not argue. It's our given rights.