Men's shirt always smells good, not them!

It was 5:30 a.m. when the alarm went off (like any other day).  Rubbing my eyes and scratching few parts of my body (do I really need to be specific?), the thought of snoozing and going back to sleep was so enticing.  But that thought was short lived as it was immediately interrupted by my alter ego who took me by the throat and drag me out of bed! (you fiend!)

Clumsily and drowsily I managed to find my way to the bathroom.  As reality finally hits me, I came across three things on my semi white sink bowl vessel - my tooth brush, toothpaste and a shaver. I said to myself, gosh men are such magnificent creatures.  We only need these three things to look good! (I read somewhere on the net that women has more than 143 toiletries items in the bathroom? It's from the net so it has to be true!)

So here I was pondering (I know, a scary thought and can you guess where I normally do this? *wink!) one thought was at the back of my head.  It was a question asked by one of my good female friend, "why is it so hard for men to take bath more than once a day?!"  Another quality question posted by the female species.  Next, after a quick shower (normally few seconds after the cold water hits you on the face, that's when the REAL reality hits you!) comes the wardrobe, then I realized that it must be Friday as there were no more ironed office wear hung in the closet.

So, is it true that men hate to take shower?  My answer is: OMG Yes! Taking shower more than 7 times a week can be considered as outragious!  This is how mother nature gets destroyed in the first place!  But why?! Well, the idea of having to shower, covering the entire area of our epidermis with soap and brushing our teeth is already too much of a work! Let alone applying shampoo and conditioner to our hair. And no, real musky men don't use facial foam, we use soap!  

So should I ask my man to take bath more often? For God's sake NO! This action will only violates the Geneva Convetion that clearly states "protected persons are entitled, in all circumstances, to respect for their persons, their honour, their family rights, their religious convictions and practices, and their manners and customs.  They shall at all times be humanely treated, and shall be protected especially against all acts of violence or threats thereof and against insults and public curiosity"   I know, what the...

So ladies, just be grateful that at least men shower.  I read somewhere on the net that there was this couple who got divorced because the husband has refused to take his bath since the day they got married! 7 times per week isn't that bad right?  I know, what the...

So bottom line is yes! Men hate to shower!